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OFFICIAL "Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend" CAPTION CONTEST! Open to midnight! Upgrade! | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 79633400  Greece05/09/2022 12:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Lilopin
 User ID: 16213727  United States05/09/2022 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help? lol! That picture DOES conjur up images of A BORDER, doesn't it...or maybe that's just my watching TOO MUCH national news!  The Oracle's Cookie  it sure does cuz look at all the different breeds - just like all the different countries coming across the border...good catch.. . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
| Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States05/09/2022 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help? lol! That picture DOES conjur up images of A BORDER, doesn't it...or maybe that's just my watching TOO MUCH national news! The Oracle's Cookie it was the Border Collie that let us through   . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 12:57 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  how we all gonna get to O's house we don't have a truck big enough  take the shortcut go through the portal the other side is only a block away from O's house   "SWIM...you little CHUMPS! SWIM!" You don't NEED a truck! We're on an ISLAND...They can just SWIM to the house! Hurray! The Oracle's Cookie Whats really funny is that someone actually put divers gear on their dog. Pics on the internet sometimes amaze me. . He must have been REALLY HOT with that wet suit! Poor little dog. Yeah, I find that to be true as well. You need to be really careful messing with a chihuahua's legs (as in putting them in a doggy wet suit) as they can be prone to breaking--they are very spindle-like (I have a chihuahua mix and her legs are like little pencils...but she looks like a MEATLOAF otherwise! lol!) The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States05/09/2022 01:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 Hey Mom, we all got together to just let you know we love you for all you have done for us and that we all wish you a Yappy Yappy Mother's Day!!!!   . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 Hey Mom, we all got together to just let you know we love you for all you have done for us and that we all wish you a Yappy Yappy Mother's Day!!!! . Yeah! I got ONE SNIFF of that adorable dog gif, NOLAangel...and I knew it HAD TO BE MINE!!  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GO FOR IT, Paranoiaaaaa! lol! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Lilopin
User ID: 16213727 United States05/09/2022 01:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | doing a post test on this word - Halloween I replied twice to the dog in diving gear and neither posted - Halloween was the only common word. IDK whats up Edit - apparently its not halloween. my point about the diving gear dog is that maybe its a soft cloth costume. If so a very cute costume. . Last Edited by Lilopin on 05/09/2022 01:37 AM . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | doing a post test on this word - Halloween Quoting: Lilopin I replied twice to the dog in diving gear and neither posted - Halloween was the only common word. IDK whats up Edit - apparently its not halloween. my point about the diving gear dog is that maybe its a soft cloth costume. If so a very cute costume. . Yeah...I just love that picture, too Lilopin!! Maybe it is a stuffed chihuahua and not even a live dog? I have trouble posting sometimes too. I've been just AMAZED that during the past week with shocking levels of Schumann Resonance and the sun going ape-shit and ANYTHING IS GETTING THROUGH ON THE INTERNET! My cable has been PIX-ILATING but the computer has been just fine. Check the SOLAR THREAD, you guys...we have been getting "b-bomed" for days. Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily) The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 02:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | O.K. LET'S GET THOSE CAPTIONS IN...I KNOW THERE IS MORE "CREATIVE JUICE" FLOWING OUT THERE FOR MOM'S DAY! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 78165062 United States05/09/2022 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 02:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | #1: Side effects? What side effects? Quoting: InspectorCloseau #2: More tequila please! #3: My owner better not go to sleep tonight. #4: We heard you were giving out free cell phones. I really like number 4, Inspector! Maybe the phone companies will see the "un-tapped MARKET" FOR DOG-CELL PHONES and convince the gene-editing vaccine evil geniuses to breed dogs who can TALK! They'd need THUMBS, of course...and a few other things. Hey, if they had THUMBS...They could also pick up their St. Patrick's BEER MUG!  Hey! Stranger things have happened. There ya go! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/09/2022 02:39 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 03:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IS NOW CLOSED (BUT PLEASE CONTINUE ADDING YOUR CAPTIONS "FOR FUN!") NOTE: Upgrades will be applied Monday or Tuesday this week--paycheck pending! Green Karma awards will be applied ASAP! TY Guys!   UPGRADE NUMBER 1: pAGE 2 Page 3: HairyBarbarian:  :So when you said I am not allowed to scratch up the furniture except the special scratching one - did you mean the one on my left or your left --I just don't want any upset on your special day Ma. --------------- UPGRADE NUMBER 2: PAGE 2: RED JOHN (several really great captions pg. 1-\4!) 2 of my Red John Favorites of all tonight: Imma help ya with understanding how twisted modern society is: m-kay here it is; - left is right and - right is left do ya get it now? and... We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help? lol! (And...I said...) That picture DOES conjur up images of A BORDER, doesn't it...or maybe that's just my watching TOO MUCH national news! The Oracle's Cookie (Red John comes back with: "...It was the Border Collie that let us through" GREEN KARMA (GLP MEMBERS) CIRCLE: Page 1: javierruizleon original picture of a "sacrificial mother and SAND-RACING child!" (You know that BACK WHEEL will hit her square in the FACE! OOOUCCCH!) https://imgur.com/TNsGpfaoH...MY...GOSH! ------------------------------ page 3 Paranoiaaaa:  Think I can sneak into the reunion for a free meal? -------------------------- Page 2: Humanitarianlike (for his/her added picture!) https://imgur.com/X4Ph4tm---------------------------- "SPECIAL MENTION A.C.'s" Anonymous Coward User ID: 83149239 Page 3  CAPTION I LOVE YOU, MAN! NO REALLY. I LOVE YOU, MAN! CAPTION #3: "NOT A MOM...But...Do I fit in?" A SPY? DON'T BE SILLY! THE NAME'S BUNN. JAMES BUNN. or MAMA SAID THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER SWORE OUR FAMILIES WOULD NEVER BE ENEMIES AGAIN. BUT SHE NEVER SAID WHY. CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 THE ATLANTA DOG SHOW REUNION WAS A LOT LESS FORMAL AND THE FOOD WAS BETTER. GREAT JOB EVERYONE! Everyone's creativity really helped GLP with their individual "Mother's Day" "trials and tribulations" --I know it really did for ME! The Oracle's Cookie -------------------------------- Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/09/2022 03:17 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| WhiteAngel
also known as WA User ID: 80425530 United States05/09/2022 04:32 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | CAPTION #4: Generations Dinner Mother's Day 2022 Hey Mom, we all got together to just let you know we love you for all you have done for us and that we all wish you a Yappy Yappy Mother's Day!!!! .  Isaiah 5:20 KJV Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Thread: Being Prepared - Updated Basic Food List On Page One |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 83159142 05/09/2022 05:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| HairyBarbarian
User ID: 82627258  United Kingdom05/09/2022 10:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | : OK - as it's Mother's Day I will trade you my scratching tree house for the couch - but only for today mind...  HairyBarbarian! Great to see ya!Now, THERE is a considerate pet! ...but ONLY on Mother's Day, of course. Thanks for your post! You always have great captions, kiddo! The Oracle's Cookie Hey Oracle. Always good to see you too - you know these captions are my downtime heh - this one inspired by my own two kitties - one of whom loves to claw everything in sight - except his scratching post tut. Big love. HairyBarbarian |
| Humanitarianlike
User ID: 78689367 United States05/09/2022 03:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hoping all the Mom's had a golden day. https://imgur.com/nPffOTVNow if we could just read the hieroglyphs.. https://imgur.com/uZZD8hj |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | : OK - as it's Mother's Day I will trade you my scratching tree house for the couch - but only for today mind... HairyBarbarian! Great to see ya!Now, THERE is a considerate pet! ...but ONLY on Mother's Day, of course. Thanks for your post! You always have great captions, kiddo! The Oracle's Cookie Hey Oracle. Always good to see you too - you know these captions are my downtime heh - this one inspired by my own two kitties - one of whom loves to claw everything in sight - except his scratching post tut. Big love. It's a GOOD ONE, HairyBarbarian! Give your cats a "treat" today--their inspiration for your idea just got you a 30-day Trial upgrade, (BLESS THEM...THEY RUIN OUR FURNITURE TO "TRY TO HELP US WIN STUFF!") BIG LOVE BACK ATCHA! What fun we had!! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| HairyBarbarian
User ID: 82627258 United Kingdom05/09/2022 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | : OK - as it's Mother's Day I will trade you my scratching tree house for the couch - but only for today mind... HairyBarbarian! Great to see ya!Now, THERE is a considerate pet! ...but ONLY on Mother's Day, of course. Thanks for your post! You always have great captions, kiddo! The Oracle's Cookie Hey Oracle. Always good to see you too - you know these captions are my downtime heh - this one inspired by my own two kitties - one of whom loves to claw everything in sight - except his scratching post tut. Big love. It's a GOOD ONE, HairyBarbarian! Give your cats a "treat" today--their inspiration for your idea just got you a 30-day Trial upgrade, (BLESS THEM...THEY RUIN OUR FURNITURE TO "TRY TO HELP US WIN STUFF!") BIG LOVE BACK ATCHA! What fun we had!! The Oracle's Cookie Wow - thanks Oracle - yes it was good fun - I will let them know the good news.  HairyBarbarian |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/09/2022 06:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hope everyone had a great MEMORIAL DAY! I guess nobody thought any of the pictures would lend well to reference Memorial Day...but it is what it is! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 05/12/2022 03:00 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Humanitarianlike
User ID: 78689367 United States05/13/2022 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/26/2022 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In case you're wondering TOC, the 4 'squared-off' golden goddesses above are shown in a museum (Cairo probably) in the first pic. In the lower pic they are shown where they originated, attending Tut's funerary box. They beckon the observer to read the 'glyphs with them imo. Quoting: Humanitarianlike VERY COOL, Humanitarinalike! I wish I had a "magic genie" where we could hire a part-time archeologist for GLP...just to answer our Questions! Wouldn't that be super? I would definitely ask a couple of questions about these beautiful King Tut treasures you are posting here. I won't get into that...maybe we can have a GLP thread about that idea--but as far as reading the "glyphs"... you got me there! Can't do that one yet! lol! Thanks for coming into the thread...hopefully the next CAPTION CONTEST WILL BE THIS WEEKEND FOR MEMORIAL DAY! (Will see how my karma points and my dough hold up at the end of the month!) The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie
(OP) User ID: 36881605 United States05/30/2022 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We snuck over from China!!!! Our owners had covid and we heard the border was open, can you help? Yep, I'll adopt all of you. Come on in. Treats all round. Hey! THAT was Lilopin's caption for the Mother's Day contest a couple weeks ago! You guys must be on "the same wave-length"...bless your heart! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
