Picked up by ZeroHedge: I have been reviewing resumes and just keep face palming...

Just read an ad on our online local ad site. Young lady looking for kids to watch. Ad full of misspelled words, bad punctuation. Sentences that made no sense.

While the girl might be great with kids, I couldn never comfortably leave my kids there. How could I trust her if I had to leave instructions on any special diet, medications, or care my child might need, if she can't even spell? Any halfway educated person would also know punctuation can be critical when deciphering instructions.

I might not always be immediately available for her to clarify things. And there are times when time may be of the essence.

Point is, it does make a difference. If I'm going to entrust someone with a job in a business that I worked my ass off to build, a job that I'm ultimately responsible for their safety and the safety of my self, others, and the safety of consumers. I don't want some fucking idiot that isn't smart enough to fill out a resume.

This tard roleplaying thread made it to zerohedge. Nice trolling, op.

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But, according to what small businesses are telling ZH, he is right. Absolutely right.

Regardless of what the Share Blue outcome based education common core everything was just OK during Obama's reign shills are trying to convince readers here, it is a big problem.

If OP was trolling, he sure flushed out a lot of people who will always be at the bottom of the heap, defying anybody with any common sense or success to convince them that there are better places to be.

"F you, business owner! I don't need your F***ing standards, I don't need your f***ing job anyway, I don't need your f***ing step upwards!"

We hear you, cursing and bellowing all the way to the bottom. Enjoy the ride.

Wow. Weird seeing my own words on ZH.

Truly, I wrote what I wrote here, in a 'compose Post' window.

Those are my words, even if they are now on ZH.

And I just caught your reference to role playing...

I am not.

Tomorrow morning I have an interview with a prospect that looks good. This comes from word of mouth, and without a resume. I hope he is what he seems to be. One more full time hire and I might be allright.

Wow:

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He's got a point OP. 30 years ago, resumes were reserved for jobs that required a degree. Nothing in manufacturing or the trades required one. I never needed one until the 2000's....just sayin'

F you business owner we'll take the taxes you and the next sucker pay to live rent free. I only sent you this resume because I'm required to under conditions of parole. I will continue to collect my monthly benefits as long as you turn me down.

What was that you were saying about a step upwards?

I was just ribbin' about that. Trying to get a reaction. Trolling until my next ban.

Shareholders and CEO's wanted Easy Money and did not care about the country so they hopped on the Globalist Bandwagon to sell out this country to make a buck

Majority of countries leaders look out for their own people

Look at Germany, full of workers unions than band together


This country is done, too many greedy assholes

A good resume might result in an interview. A good interview might result in a job offer. A job offer would definitely result in the loss of entitlements. Why would they want that to happen?

Greed is non partisan

Repubs and Dems will sell out this country to make a buck

Let's start a list:

Refugees
Illegals
H1B's
Bankers
Multi-Nationals
Environmental regulations
"Free-Trade" agreements
Dual-citizens

I could keep going...

Corporate and Banking Lobbyists are destroying this country
They buy out both Dems and Repubs

You just proved the point that you have no concept of people. Even the local library can help people put their best foot forward and create a good resume.
If he hired people just because there is need out there and he took it on himself to do all the training for lazy people, his business would soon be in ruins.
Then lots of people would lose their jobs including the pathetic people looking for a free ride.
Why would he tie his future to a lazy person
Lazy people don't show up, they get out of work as much as possible and do not have pride in themselves......so why would they take pride in a job?

Not only is your post a copy and paste but it is also BS
You cannot say you go through dozens of resumes and then train people on how to write resumes and be short of applicants after coaching them.\\

Obviously if you are going through dozens then you failed on the resume skills you taught them, since resumes to you is the key factor

as they say you cant make chicken salad out of chicken shit.pretty sure you are the type of employee who wants fair pay for fucking off and creating chaos.been a tradesman my whole life and seen your kind come and go and stay gone.ding fries are done you fuckhead

You get what you pay for. If you are getting shit quality resumes it means the salary you posted is shit.

I've been in management of several companies over the past 15 years and I've seen this same trend. Companies and owners complain about lack of skilled workers and prospects, but what they dont say is that the compensation they are offering is shit.

No intelligent person is going to waste their time for a shit wage. And yes, its probably a shit wage even though you may not think it is. I've had to tell plenty of owners and upper HR people that their wages they posted for certain positions were shit and that they shouldn't expect much in terms of applicants. Then they act all surprised when the applicants they get are shit.

You want smart employees, then you have to pay for them.

Remember an employee working for you is making you rich, not themselves. Working and spending the best hours and days of someones life in a job is a total waste for them and total benefit for you. And they know this. So if you are a cheap bastard and cry poor when you really arent, nobody will want to work with you or for you.

^ 2 unemployable Millennials pretending to measure dicks ^

Writing a good resume is basically selling yourself to your prospective boss

Look at Trump
He has had many Bankruptcies but knows the art of the deal and is the king of BS

A resume is a con job to get in the door

This is also true.
I'll admit to knowing virtually nothing about running a machine shop, or whatever it is OP does, but it doesn't sound like a profession. It's semi-skilled at best.

Semi-skilled isn't supposed to pay much. Like he said, he had an employee who moved on to some fucking thing working with sick/old people as preferable to the machine shop job.

It's not a career, it's a task you can be taught to perform, and you can perform it until you either:
1) Learn something that pays better, and start doing it.
2) Die in the job because you're a dead-end anyway.

This is what Democrats, Millennials, and other mongoloid non-achievers think resumes are.

In my old field, resumes where a map of where you'd been, and how you got there. There was no bullshitting, and you could not fake it. In fact, I was stunned later in life to find that people lied on their resumes.

I could not imagine a more impossible feat than faking your way through an interview based on your fake resume.

Last Edited by The Comedian :D on 06/07/2017 10:02 PM

You are hiring for manual or physical work. Just put out the job requirements and give personal interviews to real human beings. Use your own judgement as to whether a person can do the job.

Regular jobs don't require more than a couple sentences. Resume's are the crowning glory of BS.

Or, stop at Office Depot and purchase a package of gold stick-on stars and some red lead pencils.

You know what you can do with them.

No, don't put them there, grade the papers silly.
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Need any IT people?

I was always afraid to lie on my resume, especially if I was going for a high paying job. Be my luck 3 weeks later they would find out and fire me.

Amen.

Sure could use help with our website.

I never said lying was part of it
It involves the art of negotiating and playing 3D chess like Trump does

Be more specific.

I'll never forget the resume from the person who described himself as a 'life long leaner'. LMAO!!