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have you ever cheated at the self checkout??

 
Jumping Jack Flash
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have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
ya know, sorta like *forget* to scan something. or if the scanner doesn't read / beep just put it in your cart anyhow, knowing you can play stupid if they catch you...
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my dads god
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something about stolen diamonds
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Every. Single. Time. See my sig.
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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Never have. The good part about this is people trust you almost exclusively, rightfully so.
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Treasures of wickedness profit nothing: but righteousness delivereth from death.
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i guess you need to give them back if they are his
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sharia law

the universe has eyes
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Talkin


"I refuse to answer on the ground it may tend to incriminate me"
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Self checkout has always been kind to me

once found a bag of weed in the change dispenser
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my dads god
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Is that you, Massimo???
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10/24/2021 07:13 AM
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No, even not when I got cheated with every product I buy there. But less and less.
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a dragon has feet

a snake does not

i will use them for some stomping
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10/24/2021 07:14 AM
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Once or twice weighed more expensive fruit but called it less expensive, saved about 80 cents. It was the reason for my divorce, wifey realized she married a criminal.
It's a psy-op
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i let my yes be yes and my no be no

sharia law

you have broken 1 of his laws

its not my law

its his law

i am muslim truly i say to you i am

good bye
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No but I get a error all the time and have to wait for assistant manager bob to scan his card all for a can of under coating or box of shotgun shells then everyone eeks huddles and clutches there masks in fear. Next time rat poison and duct tape it is.johnny
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I never use the self checkout. I make sure to get that nice pinky touch during the change exchange!
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I've done it with herbs. Mint is really expensive and I will enter it as cilantro.
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Once or twice weighed more expensive fruit but called it less expensive, saved about 80 cents. It was the reason for my divorce, wifey realized she married a criminal.
 Quoting: MisterBlisterr


she was weak and stupid, she loves the state business monopolies more than you

you cheated the global financial system out of 80 cents and she just doesn't love you anymore, or your evil children
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Every single person I've ever asked about that has said they "accidentally skip" items. I know I do. I've thought about it and I'm sure the big wigs at Walmart (for instance) know that people are skipping items. They have done the math and even if the average person steals a couple dollars worth of crap, it's still way cheaper than paying employees. So in my my it's fair game, they expect it so I do it.

I've always found it much easier to covertly grab a 99 cent sticker off of something on sale and put the sticker on top of the bar code of something very expensive, that way you still scan it and nobody notices.

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Here's a little insight into Africa for ya.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can, or will ever be sef-checkout here.
We don't pump our own gas; we have useless attendants by the hundreds of thousands getting in the way instead. We don't scan our own groceries, because not only would nobody pay for them, they'd run off with the hardware. When you get to the door there's usually a private security firm who check your slip against what you've got in your cart.

The only thing that's safe from theft here is, uh... Ummmmm, the uh...

TIA (with the exception of Wakanda, of course)

I'm going to petition our bigger chainstores for self-checkout and see how they respond.


:ape:
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Only with the magazine rack
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
ya know, sorta like *forget* to scan something. or if the scanner doesn't read / beep just put it in your cart anyhow, knowing you can play stupid if they catch you...
 Quoting: Jumping Jack Flash


Rephrased to make sense: Are you a Thief?
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
ya know, sorta like *forget* to scan something. or if the scanner doesn't read / beep just put it in your cart anyhow, knowing you can play stupid if they catch you...
 Quoting: Jumping Jack Flash


no...
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10/24/2021 08:16 AM
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Here's a little insight into Africa for ya.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can, or will ever be sef-checkout here.
We don't pump our own gas; we have useless attendants by the hundreds of thousands getting in the way instead. We don't scan our own groceries, because not only would nobody pay for them, they'd run off with the hardware. When you get to the door there's usually a private security firm who check your slip against what you've got in your cart.

The only thing that's safe from theft here is, uh... Ummmmm, the uh...

TIA (with the exception of Wakanda, of course)

I'm going to petition our bigger chainstores for self-checkout and see how they respond.


ape
 Quoting: The Bushman


The USA will eventually be like South Africa. Where I live farmers have road side stands everywhere, they have a box for you to put your money in and you take your produce. My girlfriend from Brazil had to stop and take a pic , she couldn’t believe it

It’s based on the Honor system. With immigrants who don’t assimilate our culture / traditions will die
Malu
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Re: have you ever cheated at the self checkout??
Here's a little insight into Africa for ya.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING can, or will ever be sef-checkout here.
We don't pump our own gas; we have useless attendants by the hundreds of thousands getting in the way instead. We don't scan our own groceries, because not only would nobody pay for them, they'd run off with the hardware. When you get to the door there's usually a private security firm who check your slip against what you've got in your cart.

The only thing that's safe from theft here is, uh... Ummmmm, the uh...

TIA (with the exception of Wakanda, of course)

I'm going to petition our bigger chainstores for self-checkout and see how they respond.


:ape:
 Quoting: The Bushman


The USA will eventually be like South Africa. Where I live farmers have road side stands everywhere, they have a box for you to put your money in and you take your produce. My girlfriend from Brazil had to stop and take a pic , she couldn’t believe it

It’s based on the Honor system. With immigrants who don’t assimilate our culture / traditions will die
 Quoting: Justsayno


Yes, they have those in Oz too. I wasn't shocked to see it because I've traveled to Europe (many years ago) and often found un-manned stalls where you just take your strawberries or whatever and leave cash in a box.
Here, they'd steal everything down to the structure itself.
You're right, though. America will go the same way if immigration isn't curbed.
I have no idea what these people here think they're going to be doing when the 4thIR goes into high gear.
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10/24/2021 08:34 AM
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I haven't. Ive thought about it but it would weigh on my conscience too much knowing I'm doing something morally unjust.

I dont have to steal or thieve to survive.
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No
I don’t care about your pronouns.
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I was working with a guy last week who gets food from the hot counter and eats it and hides the packaging whilst doing the rest of his shopping





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