You Know You're Having a REALLY Bad Day When....
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
You have an appointment in 10 minutes, and you just woke up.
You open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: "WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE!"
You see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office (and the DA is waiting on the phone)
You have been giving a presentation for 3 hours, and you notice your fly is open.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
To know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.
A rock in bad hands killed Abel. A rock in good hands killed Goliath. It isn't about the rock.
A true warrior fights not because he hates the one in front of him, but because he loves those behind him.
INTP-A